Morbid Menagerie
Balmung | Goblet | Ward 30 | Plot 41
What is the music of life?
We're All Mad Here
Morbid Menagerie is a collection of many thing, all ranging from the questionable to the more mundane items. We have a wide selection from books to crystals, alchemical mixtures, weapons and items cursed, blessed and in between.We do both purchases and trades, our wares always ever changing.
The shop resides beneath a small cafe, tucked away behind a curtain and hidden from the naked eye.The owners are ever curious of the world around them, first delving into the works of alchemy and spread further by forbidden places, teachings and tomes. While the surface is a cute, quaint gothic style cafe with it's own wonderment, Morbid is for those who seek more than just what is seen.
Potions & Alchemical Mixtures
We have a wide range of selection when it comes to potions and alchemical mixtures. We can also make specific types of potions upon request but may cost more depending on difficulty and rarity of items required to make such. More is being added daily, be sure to check for more.
Potions & Vials
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Basic Healing Potion | A simple healing potion for everyday needs and usage. |
| Custom Potion | Depending on the contents and desired outcome, the price may vary. We can make more common potions or very specific ones. |
| Ether | A basic potion to restore aether reserves. |
| Kiss of the Morning Meadow | Blending herbs and diluted with a basic ether, used to recover a large amount of aether preserves. |
| Onyx Tears | A fusion of aromatic oils to rejuvenate both the mind and body. Used in the bath. |
| Smelling Salts | Instantly rouses most sleeping individuals. |
| Tincture of Old | Whoever ingests this advances in age temporarily. The more that is drunk, the larger and longer the aging will occur. |
| Basic Sleeping Potion | Commonly used for recreational purposes. For a stronger variation, seek Draught of Living Dead. |
| Draught of Calming | Used to calm and soothe the drinker. The more used, the calmer they feel. |
| Draught of Living Dead | Causes the drinker to fall into a deep, death-like slumber. |
| Silentium Potion | A slightly stronger silencing potion, rendering the drinker unable to speak and is tasteless. |
| Menphina's Whispers | Whoever so drinks this will become infatuated with whoever adds the required elements |
| Leo | Gives the user liquid courage and strength, a euphoric drug to make one feel they can take on the world. Warning: Can be addictive. |
| Envy | User will be green with envy, doing anything it can to obtain the item, or person, written on a sheet of enchanted paper residing in the potion. |
| Animal Companion | When drinking this potion, you can speak to animals and obtain an animal companion. Only one companion can be made with each potion and connect them until the connection is broken. |
Poisons
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Bitter Foxglove Oil | Native to Coerthas, extracted from its leaves for a more potent poison than it's common counterpart foxglove. |
| Belladonna | Common in Aldenard, usually used to create potent sleeping poisons through extraction. |
| Assassin's Blood | A slow acting poison, commonly used in a mixture of food or drink. (If used on a player, must roll over 10 out of 20 over the time of the poisoning. Takes 5 turns of rolling). |
| Truth Serum | Be this a poison, or a helpful potion, varies on the user. For 2 bells, whoever intakes this can not tell a lie. If they try to, they would feel something crawling upward from the inside. As they say, the truth will set you free... |
| Custom Poison | Depending on the contents and desired outcome, the price may vary. We can make more common poisons or very specific ones. |
Herbs & Flowers
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Arum Liles | A ornamental, but quite poisonous variety of lily. Can be used with other poisons or a large bouquet. |
| Azeyma Rose | A beautiful flowering ornamental plant. Bears bitter fruit called 'rose hips', being used to be pressed into fragrant oils. |
| Cloves | A sweet-smelling spice made from the dried bugs of a clove tree. Used commonly for confectionaries and as an essential oil. |
| Smelling Salts | Instantly rouses most sleeping individuals. |
| Common Herbs | A list of common herbs, gathered ourselves and carefully by hand. A large array that may be difficult to list. Simply request what common herbs are in stock or if you have a specific one in mind, don't hesitate to ask. |
Weapons, Clothing and Items
While we do have a selection of normal clothing, silks, cloth and weapons, most of our stock is of the more... Curious and questionable sort. This does include certain stones and crystals. More is being added daily, be sure to check for more.
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Ring of Aggressive Nutrition | While wearing this ring, anytime you find yourself hungry, it will conjure an edible berry that sates your hunger. After consuming the berry, you will be berated by an aggressive Ala Mhigan mans voice in your mind reminding you the importance of proper nutrition and remembering to eat for 3 bells. |
| White Auracite Ring | A ring fashioned entirely from White Auracite. It brims with untapped potential with no real way to access the aether within. While donning this ring, the auracite will absorb a percentage amount of raw aether around or directed at it's wearer. It would typically absorb just enough of aether to save it's wearer from immediate death if they were exposed to a fatal amount of raw aether; but not stop them from suffering the injuries that might accompany the exposure (Eg. Burns from an explosion of Fire Aether.) |
| Cloak of the Rogue | A cloak of fine, black silk, imbued with the swiftness of the winds. While wearing this cloak, your quick speed and dodging skills is increased. |
| Divin'lame | A two handed greatsword with a long forgotten history. Divin'lame comes from the Ishgardian Word 'Divine Blade', once believed to be the chosen blade of a holy knight of Ishgard, infused with the very essence of virtue and requires as much from whoever wishes to be it's new owner. The evils of the realms must stand aside when this weapon is brought to bear, their magic dispelled with but a single word. Beware, Divin'lame also harbors a special distaste for the forces of evil and chaos. If you yourself are the type, you just might be burned with it's holy light. (Additional damage to beings deemed 'wicked' or 'evil' in alignment.) |
| Featherstep | A rather common looking, thin, sharp blade enchanted with wind magic. Believed that the wielder is able to walk upon the wind itself and land as gracefully as a feather. |
| All Seeing Mirror | Cold silver cut into an elegant, yet haunting frame for a small handheld mirror. The mirror remembers and holds the reflections of up to five beings it has viewed in the last days, refreshing on the fifth day. The user, if knowing the command word, can change into of the reflections held in the mirror but will undo it's magic after a full day. |
| The Banshee's Gown | An elegant, beautiful black gown resembling a wedding dress of sorts. To most, the name is unknown. But upon further research, while one may look divine in this dress, whispers could be heard from an unseen force.. Whispers about death, doom and.. Something else? |
| Garuda's Plume | An aetherical remnant of the Primal, Garuda. Still teeming with pure wind aether - this feather can be thrown with great force and be summoned back to it's wielder's grasp. Alternatively; the wielder can focus their aether on the plume at it's location to summon a small, 'bladed tornado'. |
| Mystic Music Box | A small ornate box with a poly phone made of silver. The outside is black, the sheen rippling like water upon the touch. The tones played from the box ripples a soft tune that have a particular influence on those of the darker persuasion. They say music soothes the savage beast... |
Talismans, Scrolls & Forbidden Tomes
This is only a small list of what we have in stock. Enchantments can be prepared upon request, prices with vary. More is being added daily, be sure to check for more.
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Enchantment of Summons | While originally this is placed on a scroll, it can be transferred to an item of choosing. Up to five summons can be made but once the summon has been used, it will drop down to four, so on and so forth until the enchantment is finished. Can be reapplied with a variety of summons. |
| The Evil Eye | A talisman in the shape of an eye, a rather chilling item to see at first. It is believed to ward off evil intentions from those who look upon it. |
| Trickster's Step | A basic paper scroll that when tossed will form a dagger, landing as far as the thrower can toss. After writing a chosen word on the parchment, speaking the word will have you trade places with the paper dagger. |
| Fifty Shades of Black Magic | A book forbidden in any church, let alone amongst the shelves of any proper company. Upon it's pages are many, many ways to.. Please a companion in adventurous ways. |
| Shroud of the Deceiver | When wearing this talisman around the neck and a set spell, this will both conceal the talisman's magical aura and the user's in turn. |
Curses & Blessings
This is only a small list of what we have in stock. Curses and Blessings can be prepared upon request, prices with vary. More is being added daily, be sure to check for more.
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Verbreeze | A basic blessing; Once used by being burned, will give off the pleasant sweet smelling scents of spooky cathedral, sage, dragon's blood and pumpkin spice. |
| Blessing of Breath | A blessing usually given by the Kojin, allows the holder of the blessing to breath underwater but not speak as easily. |
| A Kitsune's Gift | Created by a Kitsune, when burning this blessing, the user will be blessed but with what will varies on what sort is purchased. Blessings could range from a new home, marriage, childrearing or a passing. Some blessings may be performed in person, on a person. |
| Curse of Song | In a form of vibrant blue powder, whoever this is blown on, the curse will be activated. Whenever the individual wishes to speak, they would instead be cursed with singing every word. Will fade away in a few hours or after using the given antidote, a white shimmering potion. Note: If the user is tone-deaf, the curse might be on you instead. |
| Black Cats | A cursed placed in house with the portrait and given article of clothing. When the curse is placed and set, the subject of this curse will suffer from a tremendous amount of bad luck. The sort of bad luck that will only get worse when the user thinks they're cursed. |
| Curse of Death | Despite the name, the subject does not die. Instead, they've think they died. Everything around them will appear misty and shadowy, people will look like shades, voices will be heard, groans and cries from the distance. Lasts a few hours before slowly wearing off at the peak of their sanity being close to, if not already, breaking. |